yigers:

its lady and the tramp spaghetti scene



redgrieve:

fluttertree42:

why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy

jesus god almighty





thats-significantly-raven:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

I’m obsessed with this



alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.





stellavee:

STOP, YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART



wanderinginthetardis:

burqalicious:

THE AMOuNT OF secoNDHAND EMBARASSMENT I GET fROM MOvies is uNBELIEVABLE LIKE IF SOMEONE dOES a stupiD thiNG IN A MOVie i have to look away Bc it is Is TOO MUCH FOR ME To HANDLE

image



dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain





helyon:

janemba:

quetzalvevo:

DaJé Barbour by Danny Lang

this dude is unreal alien from utopia future 

He literally has golden eyes I’ve never been more jealous in my fucking life

He’s a vampire



xtoxictears:

The first time I saw this I was actually fuckin’ crying from laughing. Wheezing, tears, the whole lot.



zayngatsby:

all i do on this website is scroll and hold in my pee



theangelthatfellfordean:

that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster