my mother everyone



trashthot:

when u follow someone really cool and they follow back image



oceanmaster:

image



zeppling:

flower-nymph:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE

i believe its actually 1 in 4

you have no idea how much shit i’ve gotten for being afraid of men



10knotes:

newyearnewhummus:

HEY LITTLE GUY IF ANYBODY EVER TELLS U UR DUMB DNT BELIVE THEM BC U GRADUATED I COULDN’T EVEN DO THAT GOOD JOB LIL ANIMAL





chickiefingie:

hey mom can you help me roll this blunt



17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad



absolvtely:

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child



masterguitarguy:

oh my fucking god im like crying

WHY



romanonariver:

The ingredients to California







earthdad:

my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me