maliciousmelons:

They say whoever smelt it dealt it so technically this weed is yours officer



daveandjadeotp:

jetgreguar:

i’ve been comprimised 

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years



sadvirginsacrifice:

my autobiography





I want to kill myself so bad.



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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 

put that bottle in the freezer and you’ve got captain america



caitluffs:

finals



earthdad:

do u ever take out the trash and feel like you should throw yourself out along with it





lordofthejohnlock:

my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”



congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah



gracefully-found:

crydaisy:

Oh cool a sKY DEMON AWAKENS

This is one of the coolest pictures I have ever seen.


gnarly:

omg