randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

(via zombieswerepeopletoo)

hungarian:

if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon

(via rnegay)

hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

(via zombieswerepeopletoo)

kevdied:

i dedicate this boner to u

(via rnegay)

i really need a day between saturday and sunday

(Source: vanessaannes, via zombieswerepeopletoo)

if you don’t read my tags you miss 98% of what i’m saying about anything ever

(Source: dorkstrider, via zombieswerepeopletoo)

square-enix:

how to have terrible posture and constantly look tired and indifferent a book written by me

(Source: pinesollux, via nippled)

zackisontumblr:

If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”

(via zombieswerepeopletoo)

chiblogger:

chiblogger:

GUYS HELP SOMETHING HAS BEEN TAPPING ON MY WINDOW FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES I’M SCARED TO GO LOOK

oh my gOD

(via zr7)

dalailamaofficial:

have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick 

(via de-lphic)