gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already



Things I am currently craving

alex-gaskarths-dick:

- hot kinky sex
- a deep massage
- bubble bath with extra bubbles
- milkshake
- cozy jammies
- warm, loving cuddles
- kisses all over my face

also things i am currently not getting





landorus:

i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that



tastefullyoffensive:

Strawbooty [x]

Who is she



hipster-trichster:

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

i couldn’t if i tried.



cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.



kiggor:

would you jump from 52 meters / 170 feet hanging from your toes?





painttaire:

on the xkit audio downloader extension pops up this window for copyright violations 

and it’s a different one every time

i mean

this

is

just

hilarious

i love the xkit guy



elvishprincess:

weloveshortvideos:

Nutella Poop Prank

Vine by Lance210

GOD DANGIT



ifuckingguess:

THIS MAN IS SO IMPORTANT



nadiacreek:

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”



revelation19:

musiqchild007:

revelation19:

This is 100% true

This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.

This is 100% true