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2 days ago

c4cti:

sometimes i wake up with a very urgent thought on my mind and it’s usually pretty dumb like ‘je suis un pomme' or 'root beer fairytales' but this morning i woke up and sat there for a second and all i could think was

tis i,

the frenchiest fry

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laceypendragon:

dannytier:

jesus fucking christ more like the animals disturb you god DAMN  

MOISTURIZE ME
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ivysaw:

ivysaw:

I THINK MY MUM IS WATCHING PORN

never mind it’s game of thrones

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2 days ago

jesuschristvevo:

tamagucci

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whoredinarygirl:

when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb

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2 days ago

alrightevans:

i feel sorry for every teenage girl with the last name cullen bc on every single social media site people are just gonna assume

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ruinedchildhood:

my rides here
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colfersaurusrex:

I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person

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2 days ago

specialkredberries:

who the fuck named toxic shock syndrome am i right i mean tampons are scary enough when you are 13 seriously you couldnt name it something clinical you had to name it DEATH POISON DISEASE

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2 days ago

raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

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2 days ago

realitytvgifs:

prepping for thanksgiving

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