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blackbanshee:

conkersradfurday:

do-androidsdreamof-electricsheep:

A Wet Dream on Elm Street (2011)

how do you even jerk off to this

ARE THOSE VIBRATERS ON HIS FINGERS

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2 weeks ago

blastortoise:

I like how people have a problem with the whole calling someone “daddy” in bed because it’s “weird” but yet they will call the other person “baby”. What you like fucking babies? You weird ass baby fucker

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2 weeks ago

*Pets your dick* Cute

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2 weeks ago

peaing:

this is an important reminder that ur legs are cute

even the top of ur inner thigh where there are stretch marks, where ur thighs meet. cute

also the scars that might riddle ur lil leggies. theyre cute

and the backs of ur thighs that have cellulite or freckles or tan lines, its all cute

congrats

u are in possession of a very cute pair of legs

(Source: gayinsect, via ridingsheepinnewzealand)

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2 weeks ago

heyfunniest:

They got me.
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2 weeks ago

productovhate:

i will reblog this until the day i die.
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2 weeks ago

Just press play and listen

I AM SO ANGRY

(Source: stupidshinji, via ridin-thewave)

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2 weeks ago

death-by-lulz:

You can tell by the way I walk I’m a women’s man no time to talk
the caption is what got me

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2 weeks ago

pricklylegs:

These are gold.

(Source: thefergiefergs, via milfdud)

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2 weeks ago

youngblackandvegan:

girljanitor:

omg thank i needed that

this is the cutest thing i ever saw
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2 weeks ago

burgrs:

hi im here to ruin everything 

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2 weeks ago

misterelguapo:

We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.

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2 weeks ago

justintimberlakedoingthings:

Justin Timberlake hides his tiny teeth from Jay-Z’s bigger and much more powerful teeth
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