gregology:

verdeinvolumes:

randomologie:

deadlyflashesofgreen:

penis-hilton:

Me on my way to church

Wtfffffff

Woah. Just woah

oh my fuckin god





pleatedjeans:

Go follow @pleatedjeans



“Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil”

William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)



fish-boned:

chandlerbingofficial:

totes-obvi-bro:

projectunbreakable:

nine photographs portraying quotes said to sexual assault survivors by police officers, attorneys, and other authority figures

more info about project unbreakable here

original tumblr here

previously: nine photographs portraying quotes said to sexual assault survivors by their friends/family

This is heartbreaking

this infuriates me.

fucking disgusting 



amoying:

if u were a paper towel u’d be

image



dickpetter420:

videohall:

What to do when you see your friend texting while driving

> Broyoualmostmademedropmyphone

his vocal range wild



overhumor:

wot 







hotchristmas:

who is sweet randall and why is he calling my house



sorry, my mom said my anaconda can’t



rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE



truthteahunty:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

she had buns, hun