radsturbate:

marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs





magoberry:

FUCK nintendo (opens my wallet) i CANNOT believe they’re selling this shit (pulls out $150) an entirely new fucking console that’s exactly like the old one (gives money to cashier) all it is is a new fucking button the 3ds doesnt have (goes home with my new 3ds ll) this is fucking bullshit god damn it (buys and plays all the games that come out for it) fuck nintendo



causeallidoisdance:

muura:

i made this for myself (asked help from facebook friends) but i think maybe it will help someone else too 

omg i needed this right this fucking second jesus thank you



arcgurren:

awkwardnphotos:

No, people. Let’s be smart and bring it off.

Oh, so now the talking Christmas tree is gonna preach to us!



shisnojon:

BREH



sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much





encourage:

Me in the morning 

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lameorgy:

when my friends ask me for money 

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balenaproductions:

alexandertheswell:

I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!

I lost it at 0:21



normanbecile:

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake