I want to eat pizza all day but I also want to be skinny, do you see the problem
when you see a hot guy in public and you’re like
This gif frustrate me because all three of them can be the hot guy but all three of them can also be me reacting to the hot guy.
my spirit animal
Oh my god.
(Have a big hug ♥)
"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"
This is the best thing I’ve ever seen
*straight white boy refreshes for new words*
stop this man
im calling the fucking cops
i have obama on the phone
whatAt first, I thought he was just gonna scoop some ice cream onto bread. But then
Seriously how did he figure this out
cookies n’ cream bread
mint chocolate chip bread
our time has come
whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004
I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”
So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what
in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap