cynicalslut666:

IM DEAD



shouldnt:

I want to eat pizza all day but I also want to be skinny, do you see the problem





gred-and-forge-in-the-impala:

regirocknroll:

when you see a hot guy in public and you’re like

image

This gif frustrate me because all three of them can be the hot guy but all three of them can also be me reacting to the hot guy.



robotindisguise:

my spirit animal



heelerandthehound:

Oh my god. 



nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

image



Anonymous:
what does fucking nancy think of homophobia? (i had a pretty bad day :( )

floccinaucinihilipilificationa:

image

(Have a big hug ♥)



jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

image

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen



acrobratic:

*straight white boy refreshes for new words*



sandandglass:

Source



torn-by-dreams:

purple-is-the-new-red:

mcsprankles:

bettycrockersbitch:

debbiemoonpieslaststand:

bile2:

dmthx4:

stop this man

im calling the fucking cops

i have obama on the phone

what

At first, I thought he was just gonna scoop some ice cream onto bread. But then

Seriously how did he figure this out

moosetracks bread

cookies n’ cream bread

strawberry bread

mint chocolate chip bread

our time has come





larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 



princessoffloral:

collectiveassbutts:

earthswinds:

I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap