bakaa-usagii:

as-seen-on-disney:

elphabaoftheopera:

I feel like the Mormons should work at Monsters Inc. but instead of scaring people they just try to convert them. 

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I just showed this to my Mormon friend who’s about to leave on her mission and she’s crying from laughing so hard.

Mormon’s Inc.



raven:

it was only a mater of time 



lameborghini:

who is she



richarcl:

tbh i literally say “literally and tbh” literally all the time tbh



sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)



ninjabitz:

My sister gave my dad a birthday card and she wrote “you’ve always been like a father to me”



thisshitfunny:

"lemme get a Boosie fade" 



llirry:

me: george how tall are you

george: 

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me: 

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gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already



Things I am currently craving

alex-gaskarths-dick:

- hot kinky sex
- a deep massage
- bubble bath with extra bubbles
- milkshake
- cozy jammies
- warm, loving cuddles
- kisses all over my face

also things i am currently not getting





landorus:

i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that



tastefullyoffensive:

Strawbooty [x]

Who is she



hipster-trichster:

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

i couldn’t if i tried.