Enigma.
I'm Bubby and welcome to Jackass. fucks.
I'm Bubby and welcome to Jackass. fucks.
a small family could live off of my thighs for like 10 weeks
(via svvaggo-t)
things girls are made to feel ashamed of-
- having periods
- choosing what they want to wear on their body
- wanting to/not wanting to have sex
- putting boys in the ‘friendzone’
- standing up against misogyny
- ruining a boy’s life by telling the police that he raped her
- i could go on
- abortion
- having hair on their body
- not appreciating catcalls
- not appreciating chivalry
- having control over their own fucking body
(via releasethedamnkracken)
if u have anal a lot does ur butt hole turn into a massive black hole
My science teacher said that if you have anal too much and you have to hold your poo it will just slide out
good bye cruel world
everything’s happening too quick for my wallet
(via fightthefairies)
(Source: lluxuria, via prettyprettylovelove)
hail satan
rain satan
snow satan
tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan
it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan
OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment.
You guys are alright.
(Source: the-yolocaust, via someninjas)
How to make your monitor only visible to you
THAT IS REALLY COOL
If my mom saw me staring at my laptop with nothing but a blank screen it would go one of two ways.
She would either A: Accept it and carry on.
or B: Finally decide I’ve gone nuts and get me help
I’m just going to put this on my list of things to do.
omfg
(via onyxtrees)
all restaurants are drive-thru’s if you drive hard enough
(via burningtowns)
IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn
I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
(via burningtowns)
