I feel like the Mormons should work at Monsters Inc. but instead of scaring people they just try to convert them.
I just showed this to my Mormon friend who’s about to leave on her mission and she’s crying from laughing so hard.
tbh i literally say “literally and tbh” literally all the time tbh
ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
My sister gave my dad a birthday card and she wrote “you’ve always been like a father to me”
"lemme get a Boosie fade"
me: george how tall are you
this guy is a guardian of the galaxy
I feel safer already
- hot kinky sex
- a deep massage
- bubble bath with extra bubbles
- cozy jammies
- warm, loving cuddles
- kisses all over my face
also things i am currently not getting
i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that
Who is she