480074 Reblog

5 days ago

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

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5 days ago

amoying:

things i’m emotionally attached to

  • the one pair of jeans that fit perfectly
  • a specific pencil or pen
  • that really comfy sweater
  • super comfy underwear that makes your butt look good
  • drinking out of one specific mug

(Source: amoying, via ridin-thewave)

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5 days ago

unclefather:

Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness

(via otakv)

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5 days ago

restlesslyaspiring:

pearlsandink:

Men’s Rights Activists.

OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION

(Source: unbreakablesoul, via iwillmindfuckyou)

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5 days ago

mark-gaytits:

cap-gamelamer:

tangedolium:

WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?

BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!

by throwing it into the harbor

image

(via laughbitches)

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5 days ago

altairspants:

"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

(Source: kittypeaches, via unfollovving)

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5 days ago

belaroos:

being proud of ur friends and jealous of them at the same time

image

(via arzeniccatnip)

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5 days ago

rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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5 days ago

ipomoeaj:

adamazur:

"Victorian Velociraptor with Violets." Acrylic and liquid gold leaf on Rives BFK. Made by Adam Mazur. 

"MOTHER WHY HASN’T THE DUKE CALLED AGAIN?"
200892 Reblog

5 days ago

kekkes:

overpriced
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1 week ago

death-by-lulz:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

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1 week ago

amethystdisaster:

REBELLION!!!

(Source: iraffiruse, via shortyartysmarty)

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1 week ago

indecisivebeewolf:

heyfunniest:



Best gif usage
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1 week ago

svveden:

bunnyhoodlum:

i sit on the computer for like 12 hours a day lmao

thats terrible u should try a chair

(Source: molgera, via 1nd2rd3st)

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1 week ago

asktheundeadroyals:

15 seconds of all the songs I could find that sync with this gif

(via gymleacler)

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