adcahi:

Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.



dutchster:

get rich or die 9 times trying



juicyjacqulyn:

epic-vines:

Lil guy tried to meow!

Vine by: Papa Falcon

that is the face of a person who has just died from cute



simoncowellvevo:

having so many good text post ideas but not enough followers to make it matter

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gameofchrons:

getting notes on a selfie

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thefrogman:

Anything Comic by Kelly Angel [website | tumblr | twitter]



tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow



ivorycalifornia:

i told my mom i was gonna exercise and she laughed at me



oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????





seaworlcl:

IM LAUGHIGN SO HARD

MY GREAT AUNT FRIENDED SOMEONE WITH THE SMAE NAME AS ME ON FACEBOOK THINKING IT WAS ME 

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the girld idnt even question it ic ant breathe 



shinji420:

get this onto the tumblr radar





tumblrbot:
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

perks-of-being-chinese:

my dildo



oomshi:

please watch your fucking language