blackdenimjeans:

Me: *at a white persons house*
Friend: my moms making dinner.. Spaghetti with ketchup
Me: my mom said I gotta come home right now immediately



shoatgeep:

he is drowning

Me



obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested



thatisludicrous:

castiels-celestiel-dick:

vinegod:

Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius

jfc

OH MY GOD YES



my mother everyone



trashthot:

when u follow someone really cool and they follow back image



oceanmaster:

image



zeppling:

flower-nymph:

perfectvic:

LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE

i believe its actually 1 in 4

you have no idea how much shit i’ve gotten for being afraid of men



10knotes:

newyearnewhummus:

HEY LITTLE GUY IF ANYBODY EVER TELLS U UR DUMB DNT BELIVE THEM BC U GRADUATED I COULDN’T EVEN DO THAT GOOD JOB LIL ANIMAL





chickiefingie:

hey mom can you help me roll this blunt



17yr:

woah calm down im just trying to date your dad



absolvtely:

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child



masterguitarguy:

oh my fucking god im like crying

WHY



romanonariver:

The ingredients to California