baby blue already knows the single ladies dance
i have found the most important facebook page
english teachers be like
finally, conversation that has substance
Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike
i feel as though we’ve had different experiences
i’m like a bitter old man except i’m a teenage girl
This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.
Money whale spent
I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies.
I love girls who have clean, tight grammar
I like big dicks.
spotted: jack wolfe on savile row
So good! ❤️
so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop