mangopussy:

mtv:

baby blue already knows the single ladies dance

watch with me »

GGOOODBYEEEEEEEE



theberlinpaywall:

i have found the most important facebook page



dasweetie:

omfg



sexyseventhgrader:

english teachers be like



j5h:

finally, conversation that has substance



stability:

theperksofbeingbeyonce:

stability:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike

i feel as though we’ve had different experiences





5mgs:

i’m like a bitter old man except i’m a teenage girl





detoxys:

BYE



swedishpapa:

50c:

Where’s drake

image


almost-never-lively:

officialwumbo:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

Money whale spent 

get out



tarynel:

karkats-vantasies:

gildings:

I love boys who have massive, throbbing vocabularies. 

I love girls who have clean, tight grammar

I like big dicks.



sussexlock:

spotted: jack wolfe on savile row

So good! ❤️



penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop