redefiningbodyimage:

YES



fratdouche2point0:

dude: you smoke?
me:image



hungarian:

if u rub your boobs together it will start a fire



spaghetticunt:

urtube:

lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america

1492 represent



1337tattoos:

Adam Kremer 





yigers:

its lady and the tramp spaghetti scene



redgrieve:

fluttertree42:

why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy

jesus god almighty



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thats-significantly-raven:

nohnoelle:

How To Train Your Humans

I’m obsessed with this



alynu:

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

I am always terrified as a customer.





stellavee:

STOP, YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART



wanderinginthetardis:

burqalicious:

THE AMOuNT OF secoNDHAND EMBARASSMENT I GET fROM MOvies is uNBELIEVABLE LIKE IF SOMEONE dOES a stupiD thiNG IN A MOVie i have to look away Bc it is Is TOO MUCH FOR ME To HANDLE

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dropdeadesu:

aragaki:

i don’t get this. why does this have so many notes. does it have to do with the type of ice cream? Napoleon ice cream? Napoleon Bonaparte? is that Napoleon Bonaparte’s hand?

nobody explain