nadiacreek:

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”



revelation19:

musiqchild007:

revelation19:

This is 100% true

This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.

This is 100% true





doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"



ghostsfacer:

what if people got a new name every birthday

what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh

"I had my first kiss when I was Greg"







chrissycostanza:

funnywildlife:

A swarm of anchovies

the smelly smell that smells…smelly.





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comfortableandkind:

kickitoldskool:

from the guy who brought you “Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf,” please enjoy a new song entitled “Christian Bale is at Your Party”

image

OH MY GOD NO STOP EVERYTHIGN STOP AND LISTEN THIS IS IMPORTANT S T O P THE W O R L D





brbjellyfishing:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

I just found this on stumbleupon with no context and no website. Just the image url.

Who is she





flansjohnburgh:

yesterday was nine years ago

just let that sink in