virare:

the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people

the worst is that I’m broke



meatbicyclevevo:

that’s what little girls are made of



unsparks:

it’s not a selfie, it’s a snapchat



babygoatsandfriends:

luciditix:

srsfunny:

He Was Appropriately Dressed For A Day At The Park
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

babygoatsandfriends

omfg

It’s wearing pants.





aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS



frickin-plot-twist:

*violently refreshes your blog until you answer my anon message* 



ridge:

i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure





didgeridood:

after watching anaconda



flamingno:

people without passwords on their phones are the strongest and most terrifying people you will ever meet



gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.



jonasnightingay:

somebody please let this man retire 



tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do



suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”