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1 week ago

relahvant:

chuvurches:

ivlostmymindd:

saucymerbabe:

joycemanor:

cringepics:

*pounces on you and gropes your butt* :33

THIS MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE i am secondhand embarrassed and about to cry

people still talk like this???

I read this with a squint and a displeased expression.


what does glomps even mean

just…. why
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1 week ago

melthedestroyer:

coffeebuddha:

fujisalci:

i write sins not shopping receipts

Oh,  Well imagine,  As I’m pacing the aisles in a small corner store, And I can’t help but to hear,  No, I can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words: “What a beautiful melon! What a beautiful melon!” says a patron to a stocker. “And yes, but what a shame, what a shame we’re not getting in any more.”

I CHIME WITH HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF
STOCKING THE GODDAMN STORE, NO
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1 week ago

ssɐ ʎɯ ʇɐǝ

(Source: bagmilk, via spankmehardbarry)

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1 week ago

safeguards:

my thoughts are tomatoes i cannot fathom into ketchup

(via wowpotatoes)

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1 week ago

vegetarain:

tumblr giveaway must follow me
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1 week ago

knowledgeandlove:

videohall:

Husky dog performs her overly dramatic death trick.

I’ve wasted fifteen minutes of my life watching this 8 second long video. 

(via laughbitches)

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1 week ago

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

(Source: ofelrond, via laughbitches)

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1 week ago

sincerelyedie:

So, a friend of mine just showed this to me and it’s probably one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. I can’t breathe.

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1 week ago

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

ramsayc1:

My son’s George Sanderson Disneybound.
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1 week ago

pizzadut:

Maybe we wouldn’t sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws.
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1 week ago

escapedgoat:

xxvalleygirlxx:

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

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When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

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(via laughbitches)

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1 week ago

sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?



if only the titanic did that
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1 week ago

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

THE CHOSEN PIRATE
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2 weeks ago

"I hate going to sleep with you on my mind and not in my bed."
Sleep  (via belluanox)

:(

(Source: buryme-inthesky, via starlitxdesires)

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2 weeks ago

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