religiousdad:

i’m having an out of body experience 



beyoncekohls:

2013 kim possible: call me, beep me, text me, facebook me, tweet me, kik me, ask me, if you wanna reach me



presidentmikasa:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

if u ever feel sad remember that robert englund once took a nap on the set of a nightmare on elm street in full freddy krueger makeup and when he woke up he looked straight into a mirror and scared the shit out of himself

this is the best story





yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party





fearsomeinnovation:

starlightexcellent:

My roommates and I carved pumpkins.

I made this one.

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Here it is with a candle.

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Happy Halloween.

GOD



chrisissippi:

the prophecy



pussyclestroyer:

sexting like

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#cutegirlswithstretchmarks



do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes 



misstigerlilyart:

Once again I made this because Chris Pratt is my life right now. I just love him so much



clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month



maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun