chrisissippi:

the prophecy



pussyclestroyer:

sexting like

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#cutegirlswithstretchmarks



do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes 



misstigerlilyart:

Once again I made this because Chris Pratt is my life right now. I just love him so much



clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month



maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun



takshammy:

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.



bombing:

birds need to shut the hell up. if i made half the noise they did at 5 in the morning i’d be arrested



greathaircut:

love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole



clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month



autumnprayers:

me after the anaconda video







bakaa-usagii:

as-seen-on-disney:

elphabaoftheopera:

I feel like the Mormons should work at Monsters Inc. but instead of scaring people they just try to convert them. 

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I just showed this to my Mormon friend who’s about to leave on her mission and she’s crying from laughing so hard.

Mormon’s Inc.