aeon-fux:

modestdemidov:

now picture demon me with something like 50000000 times bigger than this

the person who made this video needs to contact me asap 

my favourite



vixenviv:

little-druid-faerie:

How could you NOT fall in love with the glow of the moon and stars, the warmth of the sun, the ancient life within the trees, and the sweet melodies of the winds?

you dont fall in love with the warmth of the sun in florida because it burns you alive before you can love it



gorillamunchies:

WHAT ARE Y’ALL DOING





5by5kevin:

Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
Rockin’ everywhere



kendronamore:

jiggalopuff:

what the fuck

No way



“what a fucking loser”

me, to me, about me (via protective)



joshpeck:

who is she



paradisaic:

I can’t go to parties because I turn into a pumpkin at midnight





religiousdad:

i’m having an out of body experience 



beyoncekohls:

2013 kim possible: call me, beep me, text me, facebook me, tweet me, kik me, ask me, if you wanna reach me



presidentmikasa:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

if u ever feel sad remember that robert englund once took a nap on the set of a nightmare on elm street in full freddy krueger makeup and when he woke up he looked straight into a mirror and scared the shit out of himself

this is the best story





yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party