anxius:

boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u



laughfever:

radbutt:

HELLO I’D LIKE TO BUY THESE DELICIOUS SEEDED HAMBURGER

buns

shhh its a secret





endocrinez:

my mother: you smoke too much weed

me: image



joshpecksister:

if someone asks what college is like you show them this



dissonantwalrus:

'want', the fuckboy types as he hits reblog on the 53rd porn gif of the day. the door breaks down and scores of naked tattooed white girls pour in, ready to answer the official fuckboy mating call. 'hot damn', he thinks, 'I don't think brand new ever wrote a song for this occasion'. it is beautiful. his eyes open wide. they are swarming into the room like angry hornets and he cannot breathe. it is beautif



WHY DOES THIS CAT HAVE A BACK PACK. WHERE IS HE GOING. TO SCHOOL!? NO. NO.



plasticbagvevo:

losing a follower

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elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

image

this is never not funny



dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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Straight White Boy Problem #476

straightwhiteboyproblems:

when u are hanging with ur bro and u are texting ur crush but ur crush isn’t replying to u and u tell ur bro “hey dude text christina and see if she replies to you” and ur bro gets a new text message from christina in 2 minutes and starts textin rapid fire meanwhile u are sortin out some heavy feels in the background. u turn on the tv. maybe watching a little football will ease the pain….





comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard



weloveshortvideos:

Vine by tia valentine



pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg