found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
"It takes too long"
So does raising a fucking child
when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u
the truth is out there.
god damn it hahahah
Those boobs tho
i shook a tree in acnl and a skeleton fell out i don’t want to be mayor anymore
don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste
it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days
15 days have come and gone
and i am still asian
wen u human com home and give u hte kibbles
I want a marriage like this.
when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason
That’s good service.
We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request..
Not the turn I thought it was going to take.
What is gay sex