rosswoodpark:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"It takes too long"
So does raising a fucking child



postllimit:

when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u

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jordanrock:

captainstormwind:

the truth is out there.

god damn it hahahah





perfectlipsshapelyhips:

Those boobs tho



doctortriggers:

i shook a tree in acnl and a skeleton fell out i don’t want to be mayor anymore



obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian



klounoa:

wen u human com home and give u hte kibbles

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trust:

bongfucker:

trust:

compliment me

barbecue sauce

thanks



nosleeptilbushwick:

I want a marriage like this.



breadmaakesyoufat:

when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason

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idkrn:

hiddleswiggles:

That’s good service.

We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request..



thatsnothowitworks:

chongotheartist:

100 daddies

Not the turn I thought it was going to take.



officialwhitegirls:

heteroh:

What is gay sex

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