rneerkat:

whens chip skylarks next tour

(via paging-doctorfaggot)

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

(via paging-doctorfaggot)

lameborghini:

will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella sticks

(via nippled)

connuh:

i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour

(via letmesleeeeep)

kushdrinker:

i need to do a sex

(via burningtowns)

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

(via literally-heads-above-the-rest)

hair-old-styles:

harrystyies:

What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?

My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually

(via paging-doctorfaggot)

tvspecial:

chickensandwich:

tvspecial:

someone ride me

where are you taking me

church

(via boobyes)

thinsiqnificant:

spongebob’s thigh gap is dope as fuck

(via ridingsheepinnewzealand)

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

(via nippled)

circletines:

my milkshake brings mostly ants to the yard

(via heyfunniest)

pretzelcoatlus:

rakaakakka-fili-kili-bowtie:

danyul-and-filup:

princess-hardy:

what if we are reincarnated when we die and when we’re babies we still remember who we used to be and that’s why we cry so much as babies, because of how our old lives are gone ..and the older we get we start to forget who we used to be in a previous life.

well fuck

#And the calm and quiet babies who don’t cry are people who had really bad lives and are just grateful for a second chance

(Source: mrchrispine, via jadenraee)

cumsquats:

im suing god bc of my face

(via hyena-laugh)