the-sarcastic-robot:

drugs-in-ur-coffee:

selfish-cunts:

dqdbpb:

angelina jolie’s daughter

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and gwen stefani’s son

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both so cute 

Parenting done right

ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?

I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life. 



theclearlydope:

LOCATION. LOCATION. LOCATION.



quirkbooks:

This.



sicklysatisfied:

fennickodair:

he was planning my murder

OMG THIS IS SO CUTE WTF



thepinkestlady:

ellenlovesportia:

Ellen talking a about foods from the 50s

HAHAHAHAHAHHA





internetexplorers:

a text I did not think I would ever have to send





valvesoftware:

going to college like

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human:

I’d like one ticket to Swagville please





221cbakerstreet:

whatsupd0c:

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

Amen

Not all men





teenagesoil:

I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.



somethingsluttythiswaycums:

Purple bath purple skin.